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Thursday, January 15, 2004
Yesterday, I had to go to Walmart. I hate Walmart. But my hatred is not the focal point of this entry, my parking is.
When I first took my driver's license exam, I failed. The only two things I did right, and actually received praise from the instructor, were a 3-point-turn and parallel parking. For some reason, I can parallel park really well. My other driver skills are suspect but not my parking.
So yesterday, while begrudged by the fact that I'm at Walmart, I positioned my car equidistant from the three yellow lines of the parking space. I chose a spot a good distance from the entrance. I don't mind walking, but I do mind other people getting too close to my car. And I pointed the car out of instead of into the space. This way I don't have to back out. Plus, it cuts down on the amount of time I have to spend at Walmart.
Anybody can measure out the sides and ease into a space checking as they go. I eye-balled it and didn't check until I was out of the car. Right away I noticed now nicely I had lined up with the yellow line on the driver's side. When I began making my way to the entrance, I noticed how nicely I had lined up on the other side of the car. Then I looked at the back of the car. From the bumper back, it was the same as the sides. I even measured with my foot and found it was the same on all three sides. And that's what I'm proud of.
Maybe I should do a How To Park pamphlet.
When I first took my driver's license exam, I failed. The only two things I did right, and actually received praise from the instructor, were a 3-point-turn and parallel parking. For some reason, I can parallel park really well. My other driver skills are suspect but not my parking.
So yesterday, while begrudged by the fact that I'm at Walmart, I positioned my car equidistant from the three yellow lines of the parking space. I chose a spot a good distance from the entrance. I don't mind walking, but I do mind other people getting too close to my car. And I pointed the car out of instead of into the space. This way I don't have to back out. Plus, it cuts down on the amount of time I have to spend at Walmart.
Anybody can measure out the sides and ease into a space checking as they go. I eye-balled it and didn't check until I was out of the car. Right away I noticed now nicely I had lined up with the yellow line on the driver's side. When I began making my way to the entrance, I noticed how nicely I had lined up on the other side of the car. Then I looked at the back of the car. From the bumper back, it was the same as the sides. I even measured with my foot and found it was the same on all three sides. And that's what I'm proud of.
Maybe I should do a How To Park pamphlet.
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13 Stories of Horror, Madness, and Religion make up this dark-kudzu collection. A city run by angels with demanding burial rites. A white van jostling with clowns and warnings about sleep. A weeping pastor with a dead man in a boat. Homicide, Suicide, Jesus, and The Devil. To join a family, you're going to need some stitches. Kids today on their way to cut grass and play cowboys and injuns'. A hole in the ground where poor John Henry met a foul ending. And unholy birthing machines with a chosen one. All this and more. Where do bad things come from? They come FROM A HOLE IN THE SKY.
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A blog of the current forecasts, watches, and warnings for the state of Alabama. The posts are automatically generated from E-forecast and E-warn e-mails from my local ABC Network Affiliate, ABC 33/40. The images are from the National Weather Service. The site will refresh itself every ten minutes.
From a Hole in the Sky
13 Stories of Horror, Madness, and Religion make up this dark-kudzu collection. A city run by angels with demanding burial rites. A white van jostling with clowns and warnings about sleep. A weeping pastor with a dead man in a boat. Homicide, Suicide, Jesus, and The Devil. To join a family, you're going to need some stitches. Kids today on their way to cut grass and play cowboys and injuns'. A hole in the ground where poor John Henry met a foul ending. And unholy birthing machines with a chosen one. All this and more. Where do bad things come from? They come FROM A HOLE IN THE SKY.
The Alabama Weather Blog
A blog of the current forecasts, watches, and warnings for the state of Alabama. The posts are automatically generated from E-forecast and E-warn e-mails from my local ABC Network Affiliate, ABC 33/40. The images are from the National Weather Service. The site will refresh itself every ten minutes.
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