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Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Huskies fans celebrated last night by overturning cars and setting them on fire. I honestly believe we need to round all those fans up and shoot them. Yes, that's drastic, but do you really want these people running things, breeding? No you don't. You really don't.
Well, if you won't shoot them, then we need to lock down the stadiums at sport events (especially basketball) at the last ten to twenty minutes before the game ends. Then you make everybody file out one by one. A policeman, with dog and shotgun, can escort then to their vehicle.
That will solve so many problems. Just think about the traffic problem. Boom, just like that, it's gone. And if we let people leave one at a time, they'll never be able to overturn a car and set it on fire. After a few years of this, we can start testing events to see if fans act nicely again.
We need to do something because I guarantee that if I see a bunch of sports fans coming toward me or my car, I'm going to open fire.
Well, if you won't shoot them, then we need to lock down the stadiums at sport events (especially basketball) at the last ten to twenty minutes before the game ends. Then you make everybody file out one by one. A policeman, with dog and shotgun, can escort then to their vehicle.
That will solve so many problems. Just think about the traffic problem. Boom, just like that, it's gone. And if we let people leave one at a time, they'll never be able to overturn a car and set it on fire. After a few years of this, we can start testing events to see if fans act nicely again.
We need to do something because I guarantee that if I see a bunch of sports fans coming toward me or my car, I'm going to open fire.
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From a Hole in the Sky
13 Stories of Horror, Madness, and Religion make up this dark-kudzu collection. A city run by angels with demanding burial rites. A white van jostling with clowns and warnings about sleep. A weeping pastor with a dead man in a boat. Homicide, Suicide, Jesus, and The Devil. To join a family, you're going to need some stitches. Kids today on their way to cut grass and play cowboys and injuns'. A hole in the ground where poor John Henry met a foul ending. And unholy birthing machines with a chosen one. All this and more. Where do bad things come from? They come FROM A HOLE IN THE SKY.
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A blog of the current forecasts, watches, and warnings for the state of Alabama. The posts are automatically generated from E-forecast and E-warn e-mails from my local ABC Network Affiliate, ABC 33/40. The images are from the National Weather Service. The site will refresh itself every ten minutes.
From a Hole in the Sky
13 Stories of Horror, Madness, and Religion make up this dark-kudzu collection. A city run by angels with demanding burial rites. A white van jostling with clowns and warnings about sleep. A weeping pastor with a dead man in a boat. Homicide, Suicide, Jesus, and The Devil. To join a family, you're going to need some stitches. Kids today on their way to cut grass and play cowboys and injuns'. A hole in the ground where poor John Henry met a foul ending. And unholy birthing machines with a chosen one. All this and more. Where do bad things come from? They come FROM A HOLE IN THE SKY.
The Alabama Weather Blog
A blog of the current forecasts, watches, and warnings for the state of Alabama. The posts are automatically generated from E-forecast and E-warn e-mails from my local ABC Network Affiliate, ABC 33/40. The images are from the National Weather Service. The site will refresh itself every ten minutes.
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