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Friday, June 25, 2004
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FROM :MUSA IBRAHIM ABIDJAN, IVORY COAST WEST-AFRICA BUSINESS AND PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP PROPOSAL. DEAR FIREND, IT IS MY HUMBLE PLEASURE AND TRUST, I WRITE THIS VERY IMPORTANT LETTER TO YOU, CONSIDERING YOU ARE CAPABLE AND KIND ENOUGH TO ASSIST ME IN THIS SITUATION I AM INTO NOW. I AM JUST TRYING TO KNOW IF YOU CAN BE OF HELP, IRRESPECTIVE OF THE FACT THAT WE DIDN'T KNOW EACH OTHER BEFORE OR HAVE MET FOR THE THE FIRST TIME IN LIFE. I CAME ACROSS YOUR CONTACT VIA INTERNATIONAL PROFILE IN MY EARNEST SEARCHING FOR A TRUTHFUL AND HONEST PERSON TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION FOR ME, WHO WILL BE MY BUSINESS PARTNER, TRUSTEE OF MY FATHER'S FUND AND EVENTUALLY BECOME MY LIFE PARTNER. I AM MUSA IBRAHIM, THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE DR AND MRS.KONAN IBRAHIM MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST . WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBE! R 1988, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 20TH SEPTEMBER 2002 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN( CAUSED BY A BULLET WOUND HE SUSTAINED DURING THE COUP D'ETAT AGAINST OUR COUNTRIES RULING GOVERNMENT WHICH STARTED 19TH SEPTEMBER 2002) . HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$9,000,000 (NINE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY SON FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OF THE FUND. INFORMATION REACHING US BEFORE HIS DEATH HAVE IT THAT IT WAS THE LOYAL TROOPS THAT SHOT MY FATHER BECAUSE THEY SAW THE COUP D'ETAT AS A MOSLEM VERSUS CHRISTAIN UPRISING. THE GENERAL BELIEVE HERE IS THAT THE FORMER MILLITARY DICTATOR GENERAL ROBERT GUEI, WAS SUSPECTED TO BE BEHIND THE COUP D'ETAT WAS A MOSLEM AND THEREFORE HE WAS ACCUSED OF DOING THAT ON A RELIGOUS BASIS. THOUGH HE WAS KILLED, THE GOVERNMENT LOYAL TROOPS WHEN ! AHEAD KILLING ALL MOSLEM AT RANDOM. WHAT PAINED ME MOST IS THAT I WAS TRYING TO GET CONVERTED TO CHRISTAINITY AND KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT RELIGION BUT NOW I AM LOST. MY FATHER THEREFORE INSTRUCTED ME TO SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE, (SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT OR A GOOD BUSINEES). I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS. 1)TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERRED TO 2)TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND SINCE I AM A BOY OF 17 YEARS 3)TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY AFTER THE MONEY HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED. 4)FINALLY, TO START THINKING IN LINE OF HAVING ME AS YOUR LIFE PARTNER IF THINGS WORK OUT WELL AND IF WE FIND INTEREST IN EACH OTHER. MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 10% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AFTER THE S! UCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NORMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS. BY THE GRACE OF ALMIGHTY, I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS . ANTICIPATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU MUSA IBRAHIM |
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