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A personal blog by writer and artist Jason Hodges.
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Monday, August 30, 2004
Team America: World Police
http://www.teamamericamovie.com
So the Thunderbirds movie sucked 1,001 times over. And who do we have to blame for that? Jonathan Frakes? Probably not. He just directed the thing. How can anybody who watched the original show ever think, "Gee, what if we made another Spy Kids movie, but with more neon colors? Wouldn't that be F.A.B?"
If you are going to make a Thunderbirds movie, you have to use marionettes. Not using marionettes in a Thunderbirds movie is like making a Transformers movie that's not animated. I mean, who'd be stupid enough to do that? Who?
But worry not Thunderbirds fans, Matt and Trey from South Park are going to put the "F" back in freedom with Team America: World Police.
http://www.teamamericamovie.com
So the Thunderbirds movie sucked 1,001 times over. And who do we have to blame for that? Jonathan Frakes? Probably not. He just directed the thing. How can anybody who watched the original show ever think, "Gee, what if we made another Spy Kids movie, but with more neon colors? Wouldn't that be F.A.B?"
If you are going to make a Thunderbirds movie, you have to use marionettes. Not using marionettes in a Thunderbirds movie is like making a Transformers movie that's not animated. I mean, who'd be stupid enough to do that? Who?
But worry not Thunderbirds fans, Matt and Trey from South Park are going to put the "F" back in freedom with Team America: World Police.
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From a Hole in the Sky
13 Stories of Horror, Madness, and Religion make up this dark-kudzu collection. A city run by angels with demanding burial rites. A white van jostling with clowns and warnings about sleep. A weeping pastor with a dead man in a boat. Homicide, Suicide, Jesus, and The Devil. To join a family, you're going to need some stitches. Kids today on their way to cut grass and play cowboys and injuns'. A hole in the ground where poor John Henry met a foul ending. And unholy birthing machines with a chosen one. All this and more. Where do bad things come from? They come FROM A HOLE IN THE SKY.
The Alabama Weather Blog
A blog of the current forecasts, watches, and warnings for the state of Alabama. The posts are automatically generated from E-forecast and E-warn e-mails from my local ABC Network Affiliate, ABC 33/40. The images are from the National Weather Service. The site will refresh itself every ten minutes.
From a Hole in the Sky
13 Stories of Horror, Madness, and Religion make up this dark-kudzu collection. A city run by angels with demanding burial rites. A white van jostling with clowns and warnings about sleep. A weeping pastor with a dead man in a boat. Homicide, Suicide, Jesus, and The Devil. To join a family, you're going to need some stitches. Kids today on their way to cut grass and play cowboys and injuns'. A hole in the ground where poor John Henry met a foul ending. And unholy birthing machines with a chosen one. All this and more. Where do bad things come from? They come FROM A HOLE IN THE SKY.
The Alabama Weather Blog
A blog of the current forecasts, watches, and warnings for the state of Alabama. The posts are automatically generated from E-forecast and E-warn e-mails from my local ABC Network Affiliate, ABC 33/40. The images are from the National Weather Service. The site will refresh itself every ten minutes.
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