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When Vice President Dick Chaney stays at a hotel he requires certain things like a desk and a chair, all the lights turned, and the temperature set to 68. He also requires that the TV be on and tunned to Fox News. The reason why he wants it tunned to Fox News is:
A) Fox News tows the company line and says only what the Bush Administration wants them to say. B) Fox News never runs a story that shows how shitty a job Dick Chaney or George W. Bush is doing. C) Like a good many people, Dick Chaney enjoys watching the usually insane and often bewildering antics of The Big Giant Head. Sunday, March 19, 2006
Four: Thirteen
Last night, jh2media, Jon and I, finished the Offical Website for the band Four: Thirteen. Go have a look and a listen. Saturday, March 18, 2006
Nick Cave sang that, "People Just Ain't No Good." Well, it's true. Today, somebody stole one of my rocking chairs right off my porch. I hate people.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
It dawned on me how to cause world peace. Yes, cause world peace. Restaurants. We need to open up American Food restaurants all throughout the Middle East. I do not mean fast food restaurants. All fast food restaurants, including McDonald's and KFC, should be banned for the sake of peace. If the Middle East people knew what we eat and could go into a restaurant and eat it and have it served by Americans, they might understand us better. It's like sitting down and eating with us but the first step would allow them to sit down and eat without us being there. So they'd get used to sitting down and eating with us near or in the back of their minds. This is the first step toward peace. And of course, we'd need Middle Eastern restaurants here so we could eat Middle Eastern foods. This would also work Israel and Palestine. They need to open up Jewish and Palestinian restaurants. Well, maybe in Israel and Palestine they couldn't call it a Jewish or Palestinian restaurant. Maybe for them, they would need to hide what they are, use an odd name and rename all the dishes. And after like five years of this, all the hidden Jewish and Palestinian restaurants could announce who they really are.
Just remember that chicken is an universal ingredient. Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Scotsman.com News - International - Nazi code is cracked after 60 years
It's never too late to fight the Nazis. Monday, March 06, 2006
How come most of the characters in children stories seem retarded? I help my nephew with his homework which includes small books and a big book filled with stories. I swear 90% of the characters, albeit animals or people, are retarded. Child doesn't mean dumb. Dr. Seuss is a good example of a writer who wrote smart stories that had smart children, people, or "things" as characters.
The month of February was tough. I am still recovering from some kind of evil cold. Though, jh2media, Jon and I, was able to finish the redesign on one of our clients, Beyond The Ashes. Head on over and check it out. We're currently working on a new client's site. I've been checking out flight information for a trip from here to Tokyo. It's roughly eighteen and half hours to get there and sixteen and a half to get back. I imagine the difference in time has something to do with the jet stream or something similar. I'm having a hard time imagining myself on a plane for nearly nineteen hours straight. To be honest, I'm having a hard time imagining myself on a plane for nineteen minutes. Flying is not my thing. But I can't figure out another way to get to Japan. I looked at cruises, but the cruise is the focus, the boat. They're not going to ferry me over and pick me up in two weeks. I also thought about trying to just get a ride with some kind of oil ship or cargo ship. Maybe it would be better to fly to a city, get off the plane, hang out, get on a different plane, and then fly to another city hopscotching my way along. You'd hit like ten different cities. That would take longer, but it would divide the time up. I bet that'd be more expensive, though. I also noticed that there's an airport in Hiroshima. I don't think I'd feel comfortable as an American flying into Hiroshima. Though, of course, if I were to ever go, I'm Canadian, eh. That's aboot all there is to it. I wouldn't be Canadian because I'm ashamed of America. I'm proud of American and proud to be one. I just don't want to explain to everybody I meet that I did not vote for W and do not agree with W. That'd just take too much time. Of course, any trip to somewhere like Japan is way off and a long time from now. There's a lot to be done between here to then. In the meantime, I'm thinking of going to Atlanta, GA. I've heard so much about their efficient roadways. |
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